Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I touched a dick in church today
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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