Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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