I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
