I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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