ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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