May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just pee around me
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
