to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
that's an acceptable place to lick
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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