The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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