we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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