Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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