So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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