Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
what day is it and did you see me today?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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