I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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