Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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