and you said cock pushups were impossible
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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