Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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