Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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