I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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