Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I think people are normalizing furries
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
