I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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