We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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