Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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