I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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