Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
