Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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