he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
3pm strippers are depressing
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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