Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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