it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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