I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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