I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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