I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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