Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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