Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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