We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
farters have to be the big spoon...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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