Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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