doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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