You're completely useless in the revolution.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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