i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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