No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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