i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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