I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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