I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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