She is in my trunk
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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