What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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