Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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