Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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