There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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