oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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