I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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