I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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