You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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