Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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