last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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