would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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